Quotes from Stuart during Big Brother 5

"Amazing!"

"Dude!"

"Mighty Pants"

"Legde Pants"

"Jeepers Creepers"

"Holy Moley!"

'What we could do is go and tell Big Brother our nominations now. That way we've done what we want to but without breaking the rules.'

'I got 4 A's in my A-levels and came top in the Christmas exams.'

'What does warm milk smell like when it's ok?''

'I like the way Michelle calls everybody chicken.'

''I like how she scrunches up her nose and calls everyone chicken.''

''Dreams are roads to the inner consciousness''

"What is flour anyway? ("Nadia: "Wheat") "What is wheat? Is it...like...grown?"

"Books are good - it's like a magazine but it lasts longer."

(BB - " Would all housemates return to the sofa") Stuart - "Is that everyone?"

"Is the marzipan as bad for you as the actual icing?"

"Don't hate, Appreciate!"

"I want to be a footballer's wife"

(After spotting the cowboy hat on the shopping list ) "I can't believe it. Amaaazing. Man. I went to the garden and it was really nice and the wind was blowing and I said a little prayer. This is a fitting response to the prayer. Which is always crazy."

"I think I'm packerooned,"

"Who's Christian Lacroix? Is he amazing?"

(On discovering that the ice cream machine ) "Seriously??!!! SERIOUSLY??!!!!!! Woah! That's amazing."

"This is the day that food came to town, isn't it?"

'Theres no beef man, I've just got no beef with n e 1!!!'

'I now know. I'm either staying or I'm going.''

(''So what did you learn in your degree, Stuart?') 'Erm... like... lots of stuff''

'Why in cinderalla when she left the ball and everything changed back didnt the shoe she dropped just dissapear?'

('Michelle 'What are you thinkin, chick?') 'I was thinkin i wonder what Michelle's thinkin!''